1)A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why ??
ANSWER:
a week equals to 7 days
7 apple for 7 days
apple a day to keep the doctor away
2)what gets longer when used.......
and shorter when not use....
fits between a women's breast........
and slots neatly in a hole........
ANSWER:
TALI PINGGANG KELEDAR
3)Kamu di beri sekeping duit RM100 kertas dan 2 keping syiling 50 sen.
gunakan kemahiran kamu yang logik dan bukanya magik untuk menutup duit RM 100 dengan menggunakan 2 keping syiling yang di sediakan... selamat mencuba...
ANSWER:
letak jelah duit syiling itu kat mata kamu....memang sah tak nampak Rm 100 walaupun beribu-ribu
4)1.Cuba teka, mouse komputer , jantan ke betina?
2. Antara ekor lembu dengan ekor tikus... ekor saper lagi panjang.....?
3. Kalau kereta berhenti apa yg turun dulu hah....?
ANSWER:
1- betina sebab pakai pad
2- tikus sebab ekor meleret ke tanah
3- meter turun dulu...
SEXY LIPS:SEKADAR UNTUK GELAK KETAWA
Thursday, October 30, 2008
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